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As an athlete, when you least expect it, you may find yourself standing on...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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Oregano is the spice of life.
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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...
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Charlie Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole...
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Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
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Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention...
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Cogito ergo sum.
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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every...
Quote #32332
It is the darkest hour before dawn.