Quote #7262
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never...
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Before all else, we seek, upon our common labor as a nation, the blessings...
Quote #9938
We are what we love, not what loves us.
Quote #1930
Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #992
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...
Quote #27144
There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass… unless you are an sf...
Quote #8703
…obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
Quote #15947
To save time is to lengthen life.
Quote #14945
Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our...