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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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The good man is the friend of all living things.
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Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use...
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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg,...
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
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Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.
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Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
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The fewer the words, the better the prayer.