Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #13354
I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn...
Quote #33612
Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
Quote #21892
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #1976
Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.
Quote #12318
Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may...
Quote #5533
I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success.
Quote #5371
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the...
Quote #25837
The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession...
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...