Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #5591
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
Quote #935
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is...
Quote #8920
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
Quote #5991
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul...
Quote #23257
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all...
Quote #24874
No matter how big a nation is, it is no stronger that its weakest...
Quote #1827
My heart is pure as the driven slush.
Quote #7600
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.