Quote #2851
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Quote #11074
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends...
Quote #23690
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life...
Quote #10282
Just because you love someone doesn?t mean you have to be involved with them....
Quote #24823
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #6053
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #30091
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #14377
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives...
Quote #18877
Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child’s eyes, is...