Quote #8828
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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Fear keeps pace with hope. Nor does their so moving together surprise me; both...
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
Quote #25212
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
Quote #23166
The nail that sticks out is hammered down.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #20425
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level...
Quote #15956
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Quote #21946
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...