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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
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Law is order, and good law is good order.
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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
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Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
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While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the...
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You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right...
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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #19829
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.