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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their...
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All these years I’ve been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I...
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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
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Rumack Yes I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
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When many work together for a goal, Great things may be accomplished. It is...
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I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
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The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the...
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Don’t offer me advice give me money.