Quote #1397
Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Quote #18202
When I look at the world I’m pessimistic, but when I look at people...
Quote #16440
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #25964
Richard Nixon lied to gain love, to shore up his grandiose fantasies, to bolster...
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #357
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.
Quote #7699
Nothing is so dangerous as an ignorant friend; A wise enemy is worth more.
Quote #23927
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.