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A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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You learnt that, whatever you are doing in life, obstacles don’t matter very much....
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The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is...
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History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters...
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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All men are evil and will declare themselves to be so when occasion is...