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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in...
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But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of...
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Learn to say no to the good so you can say yes to the...
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We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks,...
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Wouldn’t it be weird if the only way people could die was that their...
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
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Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah … who am I dropping this off...
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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Realism…has no more to do with reality than anything else.