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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s...
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My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing...
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Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying...
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
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Physics is the science of all the tremendously powerful invisibilities – of magnetism, electricity,...
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The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
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No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
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You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
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General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.