Quote #3614
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one...
Quote #24452
It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt...
Quote #5517
Hit hard, hit fast, hit often.
Quote #17483
Silence is the true friend that never betrays.
Quote #28749
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Quote #5022
All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.
Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #681
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Quote #3267
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...