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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
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Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
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If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature,...
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Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the...
Quote #12755
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
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There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number....
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Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #9541
Under the influence of art the walls expand, the roof rises, and it becomes...