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The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
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USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of...
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
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Those people have seen something. What it is I do not know and I...
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Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I...
Quote #11205
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
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Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she...
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The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does...
Quote #5154
When you learn, teach. When you get, give.