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I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you...
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I am not merry; but I do beguileThe thing I am, by seeming otherwise.
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It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they...
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Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.
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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...