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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #29835
To disarm the people… was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
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We shall not fail or falter we shall not weaken or tire…Give us the...
Quote #33541
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...
Quote #25192
Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the...
Quote #15428
I will govern my life and thoughts as if the whole world were to...
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Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #17658
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.