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Yes, Love indeed is light from heaven A spark of that immortal fire With...
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If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
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O Liberty Liberty how many crimes are committed in thy name
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A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
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If you bow at all, bow low.
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Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
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Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
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Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.