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Daylight, in my mind, the night faded.
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The highest goodness is like water. Water benefits all things and does not compete....
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We are told that when Jehovah created the world he saw that it was...
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Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...
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All television is children’s television.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to,...
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise...
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.