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A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
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He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #6062
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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We cheerfully assume that in some mystic way love conquers all, that good outweighs...
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Whatever sentence will bear to be read twice, we may be sure was thought...
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Bad law is the worst sort of tyranny.
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The rain fell alike upon the just and upon the unjust, and for nothing...
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The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad...
Quote #18242
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...