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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...
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Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.
Quote #16333
The art of conversation consist as much in listening politely, as in talking agreeably.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16909
All our progress is an unfolding, like a vegetable bud. You have first an...
Quote #5533
I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success.
Quote #5882
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
Quote #32933
There are no whole truths all truths are half- truths. It is trying to...
Quote #8737
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.