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My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll...
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Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
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Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their...
Quote #23941
Beware of over-great pleasure in being popular or even beloved.
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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
Quote #3613
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t...
Quote #4877
I cannot tell what the dickens his name is.
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Without words to objectify and categorize our sensations and place them in relation to...
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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...