Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #24162
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
Quote #11237
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
Quote #6695
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
Quote #27425
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
Quote #18632
It ain’t over ’till it’s over.
Quote #16754
A lifetime of happiness No man alive could bear it it would be hell...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #19948
Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense.
Quote #27167
I dwell in possibility.