Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #469
My father was often angry when I was most like him.
Quote #22961
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Quote #18221
My time has been passed viciously and agreeably at thirty-one so few years months...
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #16207
People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing...
Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #32291
It is easy to bring others down to your level, Instead of bringing yourself...
Quote #34111
Get pleasure out of life…as much as you can. Nobody every died from pleasure.
Quote #34730
It’s no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The...