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The main failure of education is that it has not prepared people to comprehend...
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No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a...
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I submit to you that if a man hasn’t discovered something he will die...
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What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
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Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...
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I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
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The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to...
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Well begun is half done.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.