Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #28487
Once in a while you meet someone, and soon you both discover the two...
Quote #12999
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #26693
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Quote #4589
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.
Quote #27052
Silence is the ultimate weapon of power.
Quote #30313
If this world affords true happiness, it is to be found in a home...
Quote #28634
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #16815
What is life but a seires of inspired follies The difficulty is to find...