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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
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‘Let thine occupations be few,’ saith the sage, ‘if thou wouldst lead a tranquil...
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Nurture your mind with great thoughts, For you will never go any higher that...
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They sicken of the calm that know the storm.
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
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America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. We are bound...
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Most joyful the Poet be;It is through him that all men see.