Quote #367
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #14601
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot...
Quote #26723
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Quote #30564
Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in...
Quote #11301
Anger is the only thing to put off until tomorrow.
Quote #31946
Look to this day,For it is life, the very life of life.In its brief...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #2211
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of...
Quote #2805
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #27899
What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens.