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It is most unwise for people in love to marry
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Civilization has been thrust upon me… and it has not added one whit to...
Quote #14042
It is the theory that decides what we can observe.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #26439
Man has been endowed with reason, with the power to create, so that he...
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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, ‘Well,...
Quote #16745
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days,...
Quote #16332
The biggest shortage of all is the shortage of common sense.