Quote #17480
Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they be obtained in the...
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Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is...
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #8972
The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
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The ability to think straight, some knowledge of the past, some vision of the...
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Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Quote #32873
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of...
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Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Solitude, though it may be silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of...