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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong...
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An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains.
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Sow an act…reap a habit Sow a habit…reap a character Sow a character…reap a...
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Never injure a friend, even in jest.
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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered.
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I made my money by selling too soon.
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If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...