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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
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The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here...
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
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He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he...
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to...
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.
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You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
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Nobel prize money is a lifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached...