Quote #26307
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Quote #6188
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I...
Quote #12665
Courage is grace under pressure.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #4312
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #25198
Perhaps each life has one sensational thought, if acted upon will bring great meaning.
Quote #26384
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #22811
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...