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Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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Of all the gods, Death only craves not gifts: Nor sacrifice, nor yet drink-offering...
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other...
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Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...
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It is the failing of youth not to be able to restrain its own...
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I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...