Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much those who cannot...
Quote #24322
All these souls, after they have passed away a thousand years, are summoned by...
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Quote #523
We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth;...
Quote #1303
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
Quote #19144
BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Quote #11595
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...
Quote #7442
It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no...
Quote #73
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...