Quote #28379
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #3035
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
Quote #24163
There has already been published by the bucketfuls such brazen lies and utter fictions...
Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Quote #331
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of...
Quote #2299
In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist...
Quote #29985
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Quote #6219
Cogito ergo sum. (I think; therefore I am.)
Quote #12610
Before Elvis, there was nothing.
Quote #12364
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.