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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit...
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A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs...
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In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My...
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This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.
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To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
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No man is an Island, entire of itself every man is a piece of...
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Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by...
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The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.