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Surely there comes a time when counting the cost and paying the price aren’t...
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O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I...
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.