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Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish.
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Love is to man an embarrassment, even a word; it is to a woman...
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Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made...
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
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Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
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No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.
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There are two sides to every question.