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No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to uncharted land,...
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If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
Quote #31139
Love is what is left in a relationship after all the selfishness is taken...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #3431
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
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The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to...
Quote #4187
Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.
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A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #16947
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.