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In all the important preparations of the mind she was complete: being prepared for...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people...
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days – but not without...
Quote #24823
If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
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My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
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It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the...
Quote #14090
We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know...
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O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest...
Quote #3062
Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop...