Quote #16143
Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits,...
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #3100
The enemy came. He was beaten. I am tired. Goodnight.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26127
There is something precious in our being mysteries to ourselves, in our being unable...
Quote #26005
Be such a man, and live such a life, that if every man were...
Quote #27698
We must dare to think ‘unthinkable’ thoughts. We must learn to explore all the...
Quote #4749
Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think.
Quote #12715
Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.
Quote #9955
Hobbies cost money but interests are free.