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How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us!
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
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Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel.
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How else but through a broken heart May Lord Christ enter in
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Happiness isn’t the easiest thing to find, but one place you’re guaranteed to find...
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He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into...
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I should wish to see a world in which education aimed at mental freedom...
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...