Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #5761
Nothing in life is static; it either gets better, or it gets worse.
Quote #20686
‘I have done my best.’ That is about all the philosophy of living one...
Quote #10345
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #6472
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
Quote #10421
Never allow others to put obstacles in the pathway of your dreams.
Quote #34914
Manners maketh man.
Quote #4975
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat...
Quote #945
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...