Quote #1488
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Quote #22140
All philosophy lies in two words Sustain and Abstain.
Quote #4132
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Quote #12569
You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #19389
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Quote #19694
He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
Quote #30422
I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
Quote #34187
Hope doesn’t come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the...
Quote #3912
To err is human–and to blame it on a computer is even more so.