Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #8417
148. One who does not realize his own value is condemned to utter failure....
Quote #17185
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Quote #27509
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of...
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #18205
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
Quote #1677
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing...
Quote #5109
We are like sculptors, constantly carving out of others the image we long for,...
Quote #21370
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...