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It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.
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While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan...
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Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...
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I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
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The miserable have no other medicine But only hope.
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden...
Quote #20959
Out, damned spot out, I say