Quote #28783
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Quote #457
When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said “hush’ just...
Quote #16080
One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #9175
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Quote #30506
Fear not, provided you fear but if you fear not, then fear.
Quote #31889
Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
Quote #6082
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Quote #18908
The opera isn’t over till the fat lady sings.
Quote #16087
Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid...