Quote #2668
Life is good, if you like that sort of thing.
Quote #25869
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
Quote #20097
With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.
Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Quote #3917
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Quote #6883
The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you...
Quote #17722
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
Quote #26659
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
Quote #14357
If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does,...
Quote #29080
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.